my favorite tweets.

twitters going to blow at any fucking second so i need to take matters into my own hands. all timezones in CST

fatherless biped
@faygocytosis

whenever i want to watch a movie i just log into secondlife and go to this random guys instance break into his fuck house and use the streaming services he has.

A user watching the opening scene of War for the Planet of the Apes (2017) in Second Life

6:44 PM · January 10, 2023

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Cheap Ass Gamer
@videogamedeals

The Goo Filled Lebron goo has become hard over the years. Because of this though you can break his arms with a loud snap and then Lebron heals himself after a few hours. Then you can break his arm again.

10:16 PM · October 4, 2024

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🗣 Celeste, Lover of All ⁉️
@brainfrot

found a wallet on the ground and the first thing i find out about this guy is that he's one of criss angel's ULTIMATE LOYALFREAKS

2:10 PM · May 15, 2024

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beat punchbeef
@pelagiidae

ace attorney cases are like
everyone: PLEASE take the L
phoenix: bring out the parrot please

2:29 PM · October 24, 2019

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andrew
@intellegint

rip xxxtentacion. he was sucked into a wave pool machine and killed instantly. He was four feet tall.

3:41 PM · June 18, 2018

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greensealfriend
@Cupur3

I TOLD YOU BE QUIET!!! 破壊と破壊をもたらす鰭脚類ロケット(PINNIPED ROCKET OF DEVASTATION AND DESTRUCTION)

9:08 AM · June 8, 2024

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☠ KUU ☠
@KUUEATER

joe biden addressing the nation with the biggest stiffest fucking tent in the world: America, I Am Better Now

New York Post
@nypost

Taking Viagra cuts the risk of Alzheimer's by up to 69 percent https://trib.al/1g5AK1C

2:53 PM · December 6, 2021

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1:55 AM · December 8, 2021

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